KANTOI

Kantoi. It basically means to get busted for something. And I did. Big time.(ok, so maybe I'm over exaggerating to make this story more interesting) See it all started with me. I have been bringing my phone to school cause I need to be taking pictures for my class punya senior page.(and also to use my hand phone's other wonderful delights la) But but but, today was different from the rest. Today, AdzleyCute needed to use my hp to message someone and his hp was going haywire. So I gave him my hp and changed the SIM. Then he was messing around with it during maths la and out of now where teacher is like right in front of him and he takes my hp. I was nicely, innocently, blurly doing my cross word puzzle and when I looked up teacher was holding my phone. Teacher tells me to go collect later from Mr. Victor. Aiyo... Now, Don't get me wrong, I wasn't scared of En. Rahman, even less so with Victor but I just didn't want my aunt to find out. My dad know I got no hal.. just my aunt will give me that 'oh, you've disgraced the family look and once she knows everyone will know and it'll be hot topic during the Sunday visits.(even if it wasn't my fault) I mean, I've known Victor for ages. I used to call him uncle and tease him every time he dyed his hair(i called him old man) =_=

Adzley then says that if it goes to Victor he'll talk cause it's he's fault kena kantoi. He tried asking back from Rahman but in vain. Fine la, go see Victor. So, Adzley,Kat and myself go see Victor but had to wait. Then Rahman with his blur face ask what their doing here. Adzley say la wanna help me but teacher was like,this considered ponteng already. go back. wtf. Making so big kecoh for this thing when we know Victor's gonna give it back anyway! So I go in, chin up. Start ranting and explaining. Saying that no one in our bloody class bring cam so I terpaksa. That I brought my hp for no other reason other than to take pictures and nothing else. That Adzley needed to use my hp to msg his mom and that I didn't know he was using the darn hp during maths. That it's Adzley's SIM in there. Then he asks me to go to the videos to see if got any porn. =__________________=''(girls hp la wei. Apa porn pulak??)
And this part was just hilarious. The 1st video was of Taufiq and Fahmy making a total fool of themselves. Making weird faces and sounds. Second video is of Wei Leong 'kissing' Fahmy. While watching this Victor ask if this was taken in class and I JUST said I used the hp for taking pics only so to provent more kantoi-ing I spewed some nonsense about making VideoMemories for my class. The third video was the shuffler we saw at Wet&Wild that was shuffling in front of the speakers. He was on drugs. We saw him sniffing. So the after all this, Victor said that cause he knows me and that I won't do nonsense and this is technically Adzley's fault he'll go easy on me. He told me to take out Adzley's SIM, and pick up my hp after class. He then told me to tell Adzley that my hp got confiscated and if anyone asks how I got my hp back, say my daddy came and collect. He wanted to make Adzley feel guilty as hell and he didn't want the other students to know he pilih kasih cause he knows me. So here I was worried that because I know him I would kena kantoi but it's BECAUSE I know him I TAK kena kantoi. Whee! So went out, Adzley & Kat were waiting outside, told them the TRUTH and collected my hp after school. Kao tim. Went back to class and made a scene, saying I had to wait a month to get it back(cause that's the rule actually) Then I told them the truth. Sorry guys! Too good of a joke to pass up la!

In other news, today something happened that I never thought would happen to us. Someone stole our nasi lemak. I mean, I've heard about it la, happens daily but I was just so shocked that it actually happened to us. I was amused, PrincessLSM was furious. She said from now on she's gonna post a note on her nasi lemak which reads:

"Dear, who ever is planning to steal my nasi lemak,
I already SPIT KAH-TUI! in my nasi lemak, so if you still wanna steal it, enjoy my spit."

I know la the nasi lemak from that old couple damn chun but must steal meh? Got nothing better to do kah? Poor LSM brought a whole hard boiled egg to school cause she thought she could enjoy it with her nasi lemak. She ended up eating it just like that. Kelakar la my school. Kelakar la my life.