The Morning Perv.

A few days ago, actually I think it was last week, I slept VERY late. Now, as most of you know, no matter how late I sleep I STILL wake up latest by 10am which isn't very late at all. It's the way my body clock works after 11 years of waking up early for school. But this particular day I was uber tired and told my body clock to go and die and went to sleep, not expecting to see the sun until 1 in the afternoon God willing. But that didn't happen.

At 8 in the freaking morning my house phone rings. And its ring is annoying. So I go and answer the thing and my phone has caller ID and I see whoever the hell is calling me is doing so on a 012 number. Its this malay dude who asks if this is a house or office. I say house. He then proceeds to say that he is from Maybank and their doing a survey on teens which I know is bull cause if you were from Maybank you wouldn't be calling from your hand phone. So instead of putting down the phone(which is what I normally do, I promise) I decided to indulge this fool who dared wake me from my much deserved rest. I was in one of those mischievous moods. He asked the usual crap: name, age, height and and what not. He even asked me if I'm attractive.=_= I said well, I wouldn't say attractive but then again, I wouldn't call myself ugly now would I? Then he says "oh by your sexy voice(it was all deep and husky and purr-in-your-ear like) I'm guessing you just woke up right?" My head answered "no shit." I just said "mm." I mean duh! My voice was a gravel pit! Anywho, he then asks who else in the house I say mummy and the boyfriend. Fact was, the only person in the house was me and mr. mooable's who is a white mini cow. He also asks if I'm chinese. I say I'm indian he compliments me saying "Wah! Your malay so chun huh.."(this whole conversation was in malay btw) I reply him saying "Org-nya Malaysia takkan tak pandai cakap Melayu." He liked my sense of humour. Oh joy.

Then came the interesting part. He says that his going to go into the more 'personal' part of the questionnaire. Fine. He asked me if I prefer to wear dark or light coloured underwear. When I asked him what does my bra colour have to with anything he says its to see how mature you are. What? Dark undies= Mature? So early in the morning you ask me to deal with a perv. yao mou gao cuo ah! Damn wtf I tell you. But if you ask me stupid question I give you stupid answer. I said "ha! I dark also got, light also got, multi coloured also got!" He finally asks me the most delicious question ever to hear that early in the morning. He asked me if I was a virgin. I put on my best bimbo voice, even popped my hip(to get into character you could say) and said "Oh well, I don't know! Maybe you should ask my boyfriend." I call out "Sayang! come answer this question for me! For Maybank one!" The dude started shouting "Jangan jangan alamak!!!!" then puts down the phone. I scared the living daylights out of him. I felt as contented as I would have if I had gotten my sleep. Fitz says this is a clue to what a grumpy old lady I would be, taking pleasure in making those who made me miserable miserable. I replied him saying:

"Aww.. You mean I have to wait that long to do something that fun again? Darn."
LoL.

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"There are some things I'd like to say. Observations I'd like to share. But I can't to most. It's something I can only talk to Sher-Maine about. Not because she's the best friend, but because she's the only one who won't think I'm a demented looney toon. Cause she has the same thoughts."

"It's like air milo already okay! Ever since I got back! Buhuhuhu!" Lee Sher-Maine.

For Mr. Brightside & The June Jinx.

Yellow. You know, when I was in form four, I was convinced that I had this May/June jinx because I noticed that I always get into some sort of mishap between these months. To prove my point:

Form 1: Fractured my arm in 2 places.
Form 2: Denggi scare. It was the fever from Hades.
Form 3: Sprained my ankle really badly cause I fell on in at a bad angle. Twice.
Form 4: A nasty case of Herpes(no, not the STD kind) AND fell of the top of a ladder hurting my lower back badly.
Form 5: A nasty case of Rubella that made Leprosy look like the latest fashion trend.

And I've already filled my quota for this year. How you ask? Well, last Friday I had to stay over at Aljer's place. We almost kena kantoi cause he started crying and I hugged him and we were hugging in the middle of the street in the middle of the night when a RELA van passed us by, shooting us evil looks. But come to think of it, trying to explain it would have been... hilarious. Anywho, the next day I had to cover for Putra so had to do full. I got up and went to shower. That's when Aljer's shower decided to attack me. It was working just fine one minute and the next, this blast of boiling hot water hits my chest. The aftermath of that left me with alot of itchy pain and this..


You know that old school Hollywood movie about the blob that ate everything in its path? This is where it originated from. =_=

I freaking got scalded. SCALDED. I called aunty to ask her what to do and she said I had to wait for the boil/bubble to burst. So I spent the whole day at work wiping goo(puss) off me. And I kept flashing my boobs at Bee(boobs at Bee..*snort snort*) cause she'd check on it for me from time to time. Thanks for the help and not cringing in disgust babe. But looking on the bright side of this dismal situation, my wit and sarcasm was working on overdrive. And I also got alot of funny situations out of it such as..

*Fitz and YoursTruly chatting while waiting for Aiden by the gate*
Fitz: Yea, then she said it was cute so I -*notices the blob's baby* OMFG! What the hell happened??
YoursTruly: Huh? oh.. that..
*Fitz continues to stare at it and even tries touching it. Aiden come out and sees us*
Aiden: OI! WTF ARE YOU STARING AT? TU ORG PUNYA GF LA BABI!
*Aiden marches up ready to whack Fitz on Ryan's behalf. He then notices what Fitz was staring at. He in turn stares as well*
Aiden: What happened??
YoursTruly: Oi, can you both quit staring at my boobs kah? =_=''
*Both snaps out of it and stares elsewhere, blushing furiously*
Both: *Ahem ahem*

Something happened in church yesterday. I had a bad case of verbal diarrhea with Michelle Cheong's mum. But it was.. a breakthrough of sorts. I don't know how it happened. I wasn't planning on telling her about everything that was wrong, wasn't planning on telling her about ANYTHING that was wrong. Aiden said it was God's doing. Probably was. I let everything just flow out of me. I've never felt so light in so long. And it was the first time in a long time that I felt God around me. I guess you could say I was stuck in house with a power outage. I knew the lights would come back eventually, but in the meantime I was just gonna wait for it. I felt so horrible cause here I was, about to be made the treasurer and projects coordinator for our youth, thus making me the biggest hypocrite, thus making me feel even more horrible. So I thank God that the lights came back on in the nick of time.

It's Putra's last week!*sob sob* His dad's making him go back. So this Sunday is his last day! I'm gonna miss his curly hair and the fact he shared my brit music fetish and put up with my long winded-ness and I'm gonna miss that swagger he has and watching his New Zealand friend act ku-ku(that's an understatement) via webcam. His my rojak 'tak nak timun tambah extra cracker' kaki! I'm gonna usik his hair kau kau this week while I still can. Oh, and I'm his 'sifu' cause I thought him how to use facebook. Now his hooked. =) These are the pics from his birthday which we celebrated at Tower a while back. May 10th. I didn't know and Bee sent the msg to buy him a cake from JUSCO. I got the msg when I was ten steps away from Tower, just came back from JUSCO. =_= But Putra didn't suspect a thing!




Hantu Chia Lay....

And you know the best thing about Putra? He takes all jokes with a good laugh. So that's why his not gonna kill me if I post up the pictures of him I took when he was sick.. and asleep.
*snicker snicker snort snort wakakaka*


Hata tried channeling his inner rooster also cannot wake him up. Kesian Putra demam.

I'll mish you Mr. Brightside! Memo to self: start camwhoring with Putra.