Stoning 101

Aloha. So..How did I do? Do you really wanna know? Do ya? You sure? For reals?? Well, because you asked SO nicely I'll just tell you shall I?

I GOT 3 FREAKING A'S!! YAHOO!!!

Damn gila babi hutan happy! Especially for my business! Didn't expect that at all! But yea, through out the entire week I was just so... spaced out about results. Everyone around me was panicking, some close to tears but I was just so numbed out. I mean, where were the usual butterflies? How dare they forsake me in my time of need?! The night before the results I tried calling on them. Thought to myself "what if I fail something? What if I get no A's? what if I only get 1 A?" But even after all that they STILL didn't come and I got tired waiting for them. The next day people were freaking and I was going "HEY! So long no see!" I guess I came to terms with the fact that no matter what, I did my best and there was no turning back but still.. I only started my long-overdue panicking when I actually had the slip in my hand. I didn't even look at it the 1st 3 minutes. Honey-chan saw it before me.

Thank you everyone who belanja-ed, celebrated, and wished me. I've been having sooo much fun. Bee(my boss at Tower) belanja-ed me chocolate(which is still in the drawer now that I think about it) and AbgBesar who bought me l'opera from Starbucks. And Fitz who took me out mamak-ing later that night. I'm officially jelak of chocolate cake or anything chocolate for that matter.

The sinful reason.

Today morning I followed Honey-chan to go pick up her testimonial and got to lepak for the last time before she goes off to NS. Babe, I'm soooo gonna miss you! But you'll be back in 2 and a half months and all your seventeen's(and me!) will be waiting for you! Ulu Semenyeh, here she comes! GAMBATEH HONEY-CHAN!! And in memory of her(cis..macam she meninggal dunia like that) every time I blog I'll post up how long more till she comes back.

I was at Tower yesterday, doing what I usually do and I decided to give the general public a viewing of the inner workings of Tower Records Sunway Pyramid. So here it is. Introducing...

Putra! Here he is opening a CD to listen to. We open like 50 million Cd's a day. I think we cater more to our own musical fetishes more than we do our customer's.

Practicing the sacred tradition of stoning.

Chai Lay and Kamal on the computers checking myspace, msn-ing, and sms-ing.

My bored/stoning*coughcoughcamwhoringcough* expression.

And now, may I present the many faces of BEE!

Bee busy working on 'work' that has nothing to do with work.lol.

OMFG! I so love this pic! See? Patience had its benefits. She's soooo gonna cincang me for this but its to hilarious not to put!!!

Bee with her 'secretary' face.

I have no idea what face.

Bee! You see?? I give you free publicity! Tak charge langsung! This woman's gonna become more famous than me..and its my blog pulak tu..=_=''

My Honey-chan and I. Notice how we're both wearing pink? I SWEAR we didn't plan it.

The Chocolate Cake Theory.Truly Sinful.

So, what sparked this whole theory started when one of my girlfriends asked me if I masturbated. When I said no she asked me how the heck I satisfied my 'sexual tension'. It didn't really help all that much when I said I didn't really have one.(not smart on my part I guess. She gasped in horror and looked like I just committed blasphemy) But then I had to rush out an explanation of some sort and this is what came out of it. The reason I'm actually BLOGGING about it is cause of what my friend(who shall remain nameless) said a few days ago..

Friend: YOUR A NUN!
YoursTruly: No I'm not.
Friend: Bloody hell yes you are! It seems NOTHING turns you on!
YourTruly: So not true. Plenty turns me on.
Friend: LIAR. Pauline The NUN!!!!
YoursTruly: Shaddap. =_=''

The Chocolate Cake Theory is this: Let's just say that you've never EVER tried chocolate cake before in your life. You've tasted every other cake there is..tiramisu, cheese, blueberry, stawberry, whatever berry known to man.. All except chocolate. You've seen it plenty of times but you've never actually tasted one so you have no desire to gorge yourself with it. Sure, every once in a while you get TEMPTED to but then you don't in the end and you don't get what the big hu-ha about chocolate cake is all about. But one fine day in the near(or distant, whichever suits your fancy) future, you actually decide and say "Hey what the hell I'm gonna try it" And when you do... You end up liking it soooo much that you keep wanting more. It becomes one of your favourites. See, when you DIDN'T know what chocolate cake tasted like, the urge to eat it wasn't as strong compared to when you HAVE tried it.

*To those who aren't quiet getting the gist of it, you have to think of chocolate cake as a metaphor for sex or anything along those lines.*

So basically I haven't tasted my chocolate cake yet. Of course I'm tempted to but who isn't? It doesn't JUST apply to sex. It applies to stuff like your first kiss, necking, making out..

I'm very proud of this theory cause I came up with it all by lonesome and within a span of 2 minutes no less.

*After I explain this theory to Fitz*
Fitz: Hmm... That actually makes sense.. You a bit the smart also huh?
YoursTruly: OI! What A BIT?? I ALOT the smart ok! *beams in bangga-ness*
Fitz: Aha. Okay.

YUM.