The Chocolate Cake Theory.Truly Sinful.

So, what sparked this whole theory started when one of my girlfriends asked me if I masturbated. When I said no she asked me how the heck I satisfied my 'sexual tension'. It didn't really help all that much when I said I didn't really have one.(not smart on my part I guess. She gasped in horror and looked like I just committed blasphemy) But then I had to rush out an explanation of some sort and this is what came out of it. The reason I'm actually BLOGGING about it is cause of what my friend(who shall remain nameless) said a few days ago..

Friend: YOUR A NUN!
YoursTruly: No I'm not.
Friend: Bloody hell yes you are! It seems NOTHING turns you on!
YourTruly: So not true. Plenty turns me on.
Friend: LIAR. Pauline The NUN!!!!
YoursTruly: Shaddap. =_=''

The Chocolate Cake Theory is this: Let's just say that you've never EVER tried chocolate cake before in your life. You've tasted every other cake there is..tiramisu, cheese, blueberry, stawberry, whatever berry known to man.. All except chocolate. You've seen it plenty of times but you've never actually tasted one so you have no desire to gorge yourself with it. Sure, every once in a while you get TEMPTED to but then you don't in the end and you don't get what the big hu-ha about chocolate cake is all about. But one fine day in the near(or distant, whichever suits your fancy) future, you actually decide and say "Hey what the hell I'm gonna try it" And when you do... You end up liking it soooo much that you keep wanting more. It becomes one of your favourites. See, when you DIDN'T know what chocolate cake tasted like, the urge to eat it wasn't as strong compared to when you HAVE tried it.

*To those who aren't quiet getting the gist of it, you have to think of chocolate cake as a metaphor for sex or anything along those lines.*

So basically I haven't tasted my chocolate cake yet. Of course I'm tempted to but who isn't? It doesn't JUST apply to sex. It applies to stuff like your first kiss, necking, making out..

I'm very proud of this theory cause I came up with it all by lonesome and within a span of 2 minutes no less.

*After I explain this theory to Fitz*
Fitz: Hmm... That actually makes sense.. You a bit the smart also huh?
YoursTruly: OI! What A BIT?? I ALOT the smart ok! *beams in bangga-ness*
Fitz: Aha. Okay.

YUM.